2011 University Convocation
2011 University Convocation
These are Chancellor Dubois’ remarks from the 2011 University Convocation.
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Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer
Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer
Recent media coverage has been devoted to the ability of alcohol to extend human life span. A rather insolent statement considering the historical barrage of disparaging findings regarding alcohol and its secondary ill health effects. However, if we isolate this one finding without examining the broader context of alcohol’s adverse health effects, in the long run, we probably do more harm than good. Using Albert Einstein’s famous equation, E=MC2 I have formulated the Time Longevity equation. By replacing the velocity of light coefficient with its equivalent velocity variables (distance/time), I have generated the Time or Longevity equation. Time equals the square root of distance squared times mass times the inverse of energy. I have proclaimed this formula, The Rainer Time Longevity Equation. Rainer’s Time Longevity Equation T=√D2x M x 1/E Rainer’s Time Longevity Equation states that an organism’s life span is interdependent on three var
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